Remember “Trollie Tuesday”? If you don’t, here’s a recap that details what it’s all about: WTF is Trollie Tuesday?
Trollie Tuesday died a pretty quick, sudden death last August. One day it was there, one day it was gone. I was annoyed that Buzzfeed sort of stole my idea and I was also starting a new job and didn’t feel like dealing with the trollies. Basically, I decided to be a big butthole. (WordPress just tried to autocorrect “butthole” to “buttonhole”—I kinda like calling a butthole a buttonhole. So cute.)
However, I woke up this morning to a text from my friend Mellissa that may have changed everything (at least for now). She had taken a hideous trollie and wrote “hahahaha here’s your Trollie Tuesday! hahahaha.” I was really impressed with her skills and frankly, it felt good to get a good old fashioned trollie texted to me.
Who wouldn’t want to wake up to this?
If anyone sees Mellissa, you can thank her for single-handedly bringing back Trollie Tuesday. Are you ready to be part of the rebirth of Trollie Tuesday? Get your ugly face on, remember to use your flash in the dark, and then send that beautiful trollie to me at firstname.lastname@example.org
Note: I saw someone recently who told me they miss “Trolley” Tuesday. I would like to clarify that it is not pronounced “trolley”—it is “TROLL-E.” Like, “troll” (a thing that lives under a bridge and stalks billy goats), plus “E” (the letter). This public service announcement has been brought to you by a girl with too much time on her hands.