I don’t want to scare you guys, but I think we might be getting pretty close to the apocalypse. Why? Because I have managed to keep up with a blog for an entire year.
This may not seem like a big deal to people who know how to stick with things, but I’ve left a LONG trail of sad blog carcasses across the Internet. Yes, there was a chunk of time in the middle of the year where I wasn’t writing because I got wrapped up in my new job, BUT I managed to kick my own ass and make myself start blogging again. I consider this a major win.
In celebration of mArY*s ZoNe’s 1st birthday, I combed my site’s analytics and figured out the top 5 blog posts from the past year. These are the blog posts that got the most views from June 10, 2014 until today.
#5. My Husband Hates Me and Is Trying to Starve Me to Death – That time Andy refused to feed me and I almost died.
#4. Texts I Get While I’m Asleep – That time my friend’s kids were creepy as hell.
#3. Fatdance – That time I kept it real about my sweet dance moves and you realized you were ready for this jelly.
#2. Why I Don’t Regret My Ridiculous Tattoo – That time you found out what that Chinese symbol near my butt crack really means.
#1. The Day I Was Emma Stone’s Co-Worker – That time I wrote about being an extra in a Woody Allen movie and then the Providence Journal quoted me in an article about it and then the casting agency called me and yelled at me for writing a blog about it. Also, that time I wasn’t allowed to wear a pink shirt…but everyone else was. Also, that time I wore a wool blazer in July and my back was like a Slip and Slide.
Thank you all for actually reading my crap and I hope you will continue to stick with me (and SHARE! SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS! NEED MORE READERS!) for at least another year (don’t worry, you don’t have to sign a contract or anything. Just give me your 1st born or something and we’re cool).