Things you should know before reading these texts:
- Andy and I are trying to be healthy.
- We were doing OK, but both gained weight this week.
- He’s using Siri for his texts. I swear he’s not a horrible speller/typer. Siri makes him look like Forrest Gump.
WHY WON’T HE BRING HOME CHIPS? Because I ate 1/2 an ice cream sundae for dinner? Because my BMI is probably higher than my age? Because I’m white? It’s all just so cruel.