My Husband Hates Me and Is Trying to Starve Me to Death

Things you should know before reading these texts:

  • Andy and I are trying to be healthy.
  • We were doing OK, but both gained weight this week.
  • He’s using Siri for his texts. I swear he’s not a horrible speller/typer. Siri makes him look like Forrest Gump.


WHY WON’T HE BRING HOME CHIPS? Because I ate 1/2 an ice cream sundae for dinner? Because my BMI is probably higher than my age? Because I’m white? It’s all just so cruel. 

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