I have a dentist appointment today. A small piece of a filling came out, or I chipped a small piece of my tooth…they couldn’t tell at first glance because both the filling and tooth are white. That is what I get for being a baller and paying for the white filling — if I ever have to do this again, I am just getting the silver filling because screw it, I’m cheap.
This filling fell out once before, so I’m guessing it’s a problem with the filling and not my perfect tooth. It came out on my honeymoon when we found a candy store on our cruise ship and ate 5 pounds of chewy candy. (Side Note: When I went to the dentist last week for my cleaning, the dental hygienist asked me if I had burned my mouth on something. I had to tell the truth that the day before I had eaten Sour Patch Kids and then washed them down with salt and vinegar chips. Apparently that messes up your mouth…so don’t do that.)
Anyway, this finally brings me to the point of this post: I want to see who thinks I am going to cry at the dentist today. I cried last time because I had to get 3 novocaine shots in my poor innocent mouth and IT HURT SO BAD. I was so embarrassed for myself because it is against my religion to cry when getting shots, but dammit, it was in MY MOUTH.
So, go to the Comments section of this post and place your bet as to whether or not I will cry like a baby at the dentist. I promise to be honest when I get back and will come clean as to what actually happened. I will publicly praise the people who correctly guessed because everyone needs a little positive reinforcement in their lives and if you’re lucky, you will gain immense fame after my tens of readers learn of your accomplishment.