Today was one of those mornings where not only could I not be bothered to put my contacts in, I also couldn’t be bothered to take my hair out of the bun I wore to bed and run a brush through it. That shit is hard.
I know you have mornings like this too, so here is my super amazing fashion advice so you still show up to work looking fierce: put on shiny fake diamond earrings. They will detract from your Quasimodoness and people will think you are mad rich and fashionable.
You’re welcome. I’m hoping this post will get me Kelly Osbourne’s vacant seat on E!’s Fashion Police. I think I nailed it.