I just talked to a psychic on the phone and she told me I am going to get a writing partner named Barbara and that Barbara’s sense of humor is kind of like Margaret Cho.
I did a Google image search for “Barbara,” but I didn’t find anything too promising.
I just hope my Barbara isn’t the half naked girl who appears in a bunch of those pictures because I really don’t need to be making friends with any chicks who are way hotter than me. I’ll take one of the short, sassy haircut Barbaras.
I’d also prefer if she was comfortable with going by “Babs” because “Barbara” is really hard to say if you’re super tired and/or drunk.