Unless you live under a rock, you know what a selfie is.
Well, I like to take selfies that do look like I live under a rock. Except they’re called trollies.
They’re called trollies because they’re selfies you take in the dark with the flash on. The goal? To make the ugliest face possible so you look like a gross troll…which isn’t really hard when you combine a dark room and a bright flash.
I’m going to post a trollie every Tuesday (I have an extensive collection), but if you take a trollie you are extremely proud of and wanted to be featured on Trollie Tuesday, please feel free to send it over to me at firstname.lastname@example.org
Yes, I am wearing a sleep mask that I got for free on a Jet Blue red eye flight.
EDIT: My husband’s feelings were really hurt when he saw this post because I did not mention him at all. He is a big baby. So, I just want you all to know that Andy and I created trollies together while lying in bed one night. It wasn’t all me – it was also my attractive, hilarious, intelligent man friend. Happy now, Andy? For real, look at what he was saying to me on Facebook chat: